The Turtle

A turtle scurries up to a park ranger and yells, "Help, help, I've been mugged!"

The ranger looks down at him with that confused look and goes. "What?!"

Turtle:  "I've been mugged by a bunch of snails!"

Ranger: "Snails?!"

Turtle, "Yes! Snails!  It was just awful!"

Ranger, "OK. OK. Just try to calm down.  It'll be OK.  Now just tell me what happen."

Turtle, "Oh, I don't know.  It all happened so fast!"

Yep, been that kinda week.  And don't worry.  The story gets funnier as time passes.

David